It’s so dead the ladies in here are looking up youtube pole tricks and trying them out. It’s hilarious but some of them are doing shit I’ve NEVER seen them hit with customers.

Moral: ALL the girls are capable of some Cirque du Soleil/Lecoq School level shit, but don’t expect it if you’re tipping Universoul money.

dontmakethings precious: I’m wearing a Saree to graduation because my best friend who is Indian...

shiftingself:

I’m wearing a Saree to graduation because my best friend who is Indian was afraid to wear one. We go to a predominately white school, our graduating class is predominately white and she didn’t want to stick even further out. Her parents were upset when she said no to wearing one. Her dad and…

Welp

Was planning on drinking, smoking, and passing out to Coltrane,  but these ridiculously gorgeous selfies I’m seeing from ladies I follow has ya boy’s scrawny ass feeling all kinds of insecure, so I’m finna hit these intoxicated pull-ups until I can’t.